Where's Andrew?

2011

July 2011

1-3. Andrew is not available.
4. Evening, Dale Alcock Homes (Yalingup, WA)
12. All day, Department of Environment, Water, Population and Communities (Canberra)
13. All day, ADP (Melbourne)
14. Afternoon, Department of Finance and Deregulation (Canberra)
15. All day, Attorney-Generals Department (Canberra)
19. Evening, National Speakers Association, QLD Chapter Meeting (Brisbane)
20. All day, National Speakers Association, CSP Open Circle (Brisbane)
21. All day, Mental Health Symposium (Sunshine Coast)
25. All day, Capricorn (Perth)
26. All day, Capricorn (Perth)
27. All day, Capricorn (Perth)
28. All day, Capricorn (Perth)
29. All day, Capricorn (Perth)
29. Evening, Leighton Contractors, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Perth, Malcolm)

“Mick the Demotivational Speaker” is performed by both Andrew Horabin and Malcolm Dix so “Mick” may be available even when Andrew is not.

August 2011
2. All day, Water Corporation (Perth)
3. Evening, BizFit (Perth)
4. Evening, Curtin University, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Perth)
8-10. National Employment Services Association (Brisbane)
16. Afternoon, Bankwest (Perth)
18. Evening, Comedy Lounge (Perth)
20. Morning, Read Write Now conference (Perth)
24. Afternoon, Honeywell (Perth)
25. Morning, Australian Institute of Building Surveyors (Perth)
26. Morning, Australian Institute of Building Surveyors (Perth)
29. All day, Australia Council, Arts Marketing Summit (Perth)
30. All day, Australian Performing Arts Centres Association (Perth)
31. All day, Australian Performing Arts Centres Association (Perth)

“Mick the Demotivational Speaker” is performed by both Andrew Horabin and Malcolm Dix so “Mick” may be available even when Andrew is not.

September 2011
1. All day, APACA Longpaddock (Perth)
2. All day, APACA Longpaddock (Perth)
5. Afternoon, Australian Federal Police, Management of Serious Crime (Canberra)
6. Morning, Australian Federal Police, Management of Serious Crime (Canberra)
15. Evening, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Malcolm, Margaret River WA)
20. Morning, WA GP Network, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Andrew, Perth)
21. Morning, WA GP Network (Andrew, Perth)
22. Morning, Webb & Brown-Neaves (Perth)
23. All day, Commissioner for Children and Young People (Perth)
26. Andrew is not available.

Note: “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” is performed by both Andrew Horabin and Malcolm Dix so “Mick” may be available even when Andrew is not.

October 2011
3. Morning, acQuire (Perth)
4. Morning, acQuire (Perth)
4. Afternoon, Anglo American, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Hunter Valley, Malcolm)
6. All day, Pilbara Economic Summit (Port Hedland)
6. Evening, CBH, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Perth, Malcolm)
10-14. Andrew is not available.
21. Morning, Lake Grace Council
21. Evening, WHAT A MAN’S GOTTA DO (Newdegate)
22. Evening, WHAT A MAN’S GOTTA DO (Corrigin)
25. Evening, KEI (Karratha)
26. All day, Regional Development Australia (Karratha)
26. Evening, Shire of Roebourne (Karratha)
27. All day, Shire of Roebourne (Karratha)
30-31. Andrew is on holiday.

“Mick the Demotivational Speaker” is performed by both Andrew Horabin and Malcolm Dix so “Mick” may be available even when Andrew is not.

November 2011
1-7. Andrew is on holiday.
8-9. Andrew has set these two days aside to plan for 2012 projects: BULLSHIFT expansion, the NSAA Unconvention and the What A Man’s Gotta Do national tour.
10. Morning, WA Police (Perth)
13. Evening, Kmart (Melbourne)
14. Morning, Kmart (Melbourne)
17. Morning, Country Arts SA and associated arts bodies (Adelaide)
18-20. WA Men’s Gathering
23. All day, Horizon Power (Perth)
24. Evening, Bizfit – Small Business Development Corporation (Perth)
25. Morning, Woodside Energy (Perth)
30. Morning, Water Corporation (Perth)

“Mick the Demotivational Speaker” is performed by both Andrew Horabin and Malcolm Dix so “Mick” may be available even when Andrew is not.

December 2011
1. Afternoon, Australian Institute of Company Directors (Perth)
2. Morning, Department of Human Services (Perth)
6. Breakfast, Curtin University (Perth)
7. Morning, Woodside Energy (Perth)
9. Evening, Self-Insurers Association, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Malcolm, Melbourne)
9. Evening, West Australian Symphony Orchestra, “Symphony In The City”, rehearsal (Perth)
10. Evening, West Australian Symphony Orchestra, “Symphony In The City”, performance (Perth)
16. Morning, Arts Victoria (Melbourne)
16. Afternoon, Mirvac (Melbourne)

“Mick the Demotivational Speaker” is performed by both Andrew Horabin and Malcolm Dix so “Mick” may be available even when Andrew is not.

2012

January 2012
Andrew is not available for work in January.

February 2012
7. Morning, CareerLink (Perth)
9. Evening, CropCare, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Adelaide, Malcolm)
11. Afternoon, NSAA (Perth)
24. Morning, Watercorp (Perth)

March 2012
12. Morning, Applecross SHS (Perth)
17. Evening, WHAT A MAN’S GOTTA DO, fundraiser for Freo Men’s Shed (Hilton Park Bowling Club, Perth)
24. Morning, GP Down South (Busselton)
29-31. National Speakers Association Unconvention, Gold Coast

April 2012
1. All day, National Speakers Association Unconvention, Gold Coast
27. Evening, WHAT A MAN’S GOTTA DO (Mandurah)
28. Evening, WHAT A MAN’S GOTTA DO (Mandurah)

May 2012
What A Man’s Gotta Do touring in South Australia – dates to be announced.
24. Evening, Meat Processors’ Association, “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” (Sydney, Malcolm)

June 2012

July 2012
3. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Burdekin Cultural Complex, Ayr, QLD
4. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Proserpine Entertainment Centre, Proserpine, QLD
6 . Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Capella Cultural Centre, Capella, QLD
10 . Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, The J, Noosa Heads, Noosa, QLD
11. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, The Events Centre, Caloundra QLD
12. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, QUT Gardens Theatre, Brisbane QLD
13. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Logan Entertainment Centre, Logan QLD
14. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Boonah Cultural Centre, Boonah QLD
17. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, The Arts Centre Gold Coast, Surfers Paradise QLD
19. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Glasshouse Arts Conference & Entertainment Centre, Port Macquarie NSW
21. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, NORPA (Northern Rivers Performing Arts), Lismore NSW
24. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Capitol Theatre Tamworth, Tamworth NSW
25. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, The Michael Hoskins Creative Arts Centre, Armidale NSW
27. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Cessnock Community Performing Arts Centre, Cessnock NSW

August 2012
23. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Dubbo Regional Theatre and Convention Centre, Dubbo NSW
25. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Griffith Regional Theatre, Griffith NSW
28. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Queanbeyan Performing Arts Centre, Queanbeyan NSW
30. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Riverlinks, Shepparton VIC

September 2012
1. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, The Capital, Bendigo VIC
4. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Portland Arts Centre, Portland VIC
5. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Warrnambool Entertainment Centre, Warrnambool VIC
7. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Her Majesty’s Theatre, Ballarat VIC
8. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Wyndham Cultural Centre, Werribee VIC
11. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Mildura Arts Centre, Mildura VIC
13. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, Esso BHP Billiton Wellington Entertainment Centre, Sale, VIC
15. Evening, What A Man’s Gotta Do, West Gippsland Arts Centre, Warragul VIC

DIARY OF ENGAGEMENTS
Please Note: This diary does not include enquiries, meetings, appointments or time spent on other projects – confirmed presentations only.

Two comedians perform around Australia and overseas as “Mick the Demotivational Speaker” – Andrew Horabin and Malcolm Dix. Andrew and Malcolm are based in Perth.

To enquire about “Mick” or Andrew’s availability and suitability for an engagement, please go to “make an enquiry” below.

“I was really amazed at the reaction from some of the old die-hards who seemed to take on a whole new attitude. Many staff have told me that they consider the session the best P.D. they’ve ever had. It was huge. Thanks a million.”
Governor Stirling Senior High School

“Just wanted to pass on our appreciation for the superb performance by Andrew Horabin as “Mick” … All the feedback we’ve received has been enthusiastically positive, with most unable to believe it wasn’t an inside job, due to the fabulous amount of work that Andrew put into the research.”
Australasian College of Emergency Medicine

“I don’t think I’ve heard many guest speakers that have actually had an impact on my life and you sure as hell have!”
Student, Lockridge Senior High School

“Thank you for the incredible job you did as Master of Ceremonies. Indeed according to the Evaluation Forms you were the highlight of the conference! What none of the delegates would have noticed was the behind the scenes work, your relaxed way of taking on all of the announcements, keeping the overall program running to time and ensuring that we moved over 450 through the short breaks efficiently. It certainly is a skill. Unlike the rest of us, you stayed calm and helped us to relax knowing that we were in good hands. From the delegates’ point of view, they enjoyed your style and humour. Who else could get through all those house-keeping notices and still keep everyone’s attention? In fact, they looked forward to them! I hope that I will be able to work with you again.”
State NRM Conference, Denmark 2005

“I can unreservedly say that you were the hit of the camp … We very much appreciated your friendliness and undoubted talent in shaping your presentations to our needs and at the same time transmitting some great home truths about real life.”
St Hilda’s Anglican School for Girls

“I just wanted to send a brief note of thanks for your performance on Friday night. As you can appreciate, it can sometimes be a bit of a gamble using someone like Mick when you have such a varied audience – but you managed to pull it off in spectacular fashion (even our Chairman was impressed!). The extent of your background homework was impressive and certainly came through in your performance and I know that it was thoroughly enjoyed by everyone present. Thank you once again, and I look forward to the next time I’m fortunate to witness a genius at work.”
St. Andrew’s Insurance

“A great hit. Everyone is still talking about it. Just what we needed after those frigging boring and never ending speeches. Thanks a heap.”
Transport Expo

“The feedback on the conference has been that it was our ‘best ever’ and we truly believe that your input was responsible for us achieving this … Suppliers, agents and staff have all said ‘Where did he come from?’”
Travellers Choice, National Conference, Queensland

“Just a quick note of thanks and appreciation for your time and effort over the YMA BP2004 event. It was an absolute pleasure working with you. Your attention to details, and your boundless energy made my role, and various responsibilities so much easier.”
Yamaha Music Australia National Conference, Melbourne

“Mick managed to have the entire audience rolling in the aisles … I was extremely impressed with how you managed to weave the snippets of factual information I gave you into such an entertaining and perfectly pitched presentation… by far the most enjoyable conference dinner I’ve ever been to …”
Acoustical Society of Australia (WA)

“Your energy and commitment to the project was outstanding and made a huge contribution to the success of the event … Your material was terrific and certainly demonstrated a great deal of thought, originality and creativity … further enhanced by the actual delivery which was extremely professional and entertaining … You are a very talented man and it was a real pleasure to work with you …”
Magent Event Management

“… superb job … It was one of those occasions where there is only one chance to get it right and the choice of MC could make or break the evening. I was absolutely confident that you would make the evening and outstanding success – and you did!”
Centenary Committee, Town of Bassendean

“Everything went like a dream. The positive energy flowing through the staff is staggering. I am receiving reports and feedback on issues without asking. I read my hand out on the plane and learnt from that too. I personally hope that this is the first of many.”
DriveAway Holidays

“Andrew, you were a sensational ‘hit’. The staff were very impressed with you memorising their names, which personalised it for them. Also the ‘game’ was a great team building ‘eye opener’ thank you! To sum it up – THANK YOU for a job well done!”
BankWest

“I’ve been to hundreds of these things – I’m 70 years old – and I can honestly say that was the most enjoyable and informative one I’ve been to.”
Sales Manager, LWP Property Group

“Feedback is that it was our best conference yet and that is due in no small measure to you … memory lane trick with the roll call was mind-blowing …”
DEST WA State Conference

“Andrew was briefed at the very last moment due to our own issues. His spontaneity and ability to entertain the audience was excellent. A couple of his musical routines had them weeping in the aisles with laughter.”
Yamaha Music Australia

“Thanks Andrew. The day would not have been a success without you”.
Injury Control Council of WA

“I’ve never seen a session go so quickly – top presenter with some original techniques and the ability to connect with everyone in the room, while never diverting from the theme of education …”

“Fantastic – best presentation I have seen on this material. Very relevant. Wish we could roll his presentation out to the entire group to align everyone with the same knowledge. And as a complete bonus, it was very entertaining …”

“Excellent. probably the best presentation I’ve seen. I have taken a lot away that I can use.”
Participants’ feedback, McPherson Media Group

PLEASE NOTE: Andrew is now accepting limited engagements as he became a Dad for the first time in September.

“If our audience did not know better they would have thought Andrew was a part of our team in terms of the knowledge and information he displayed about our company. He interwove the information provided to him brilliantly and never missed a beat. His performance was outstanding and talked about all that night and certainly added much valued fun to our meeting the next day.”
Crop Care

“Thank you thank you thank you for helping to make our night great on Friday. I can’t begin to tell you how much positive feedback I had nor the amount of people who want your contact for future events they are arranging around our region and nationally. You hit the mark perfectly with everyone there. They loved the local elements you added as well as your play on all the buzz terms – most said they just laughed the whole time you were up there.”
Grampians Pyrenees Regional Development Board

PLEASE NOTE: Andrew is now accepting limited engagements as he became a Dad for the first time in September.

“Many of the attendees said that the session should have been longer as they were enjoying it so much! The best comment I can make was that everyone said: What a great presentation! What made it for us was the fact that he had done some research and knew so much about our industry and some of the people in attendance. Great work!!”
Western Pacific